I got some spam from a Chinese domain asking me to buy some of their no-good goods. Before I deleted the message I composed a reply that I never sent:

Thank you for sending me the encoded list of Military instillation and the list of dissident code names. Silly me, at first I thought it was just another sales solicitation.

Be strong and never forget the spirit of the Tiananmen Square struggle.

Your friend from America

I was tempted to hit the send button but I stopped because I did not want anyone to be tortured. Torture is too much, even for sending spam.